What are all the other Bradley Cannons up to in the world?
While creating a new personal website, writing yet another novel, and performing many other self-absorbed tasks, it occurred to me that I should look into this. Let’s take a quick step back from the ordinary novel updates of this blog to see what I found.
In the battle of Google versus evil, a quick search pulled
up dozens of candidates from all points in life. Overall, three primary rivals seem
to have the top spots in my search.
- Bradley Cannon, who has a PharmD and is president of a medical facility.
- Bradley Cannon, who . . . well . . . has a mugshot and was allegedly charged with wanton endangerment, driving while under the influence, and a hit and run in 2012. Allegedly.
- Bradley Cannon, who is actually an M2 Bradley tank with a “cannon” mounted on top.
These results surprised me. I always thought ‘Cannon’ was a
great last name for a writer, but now I have to struggle against inanimate
objects for popularity too?! And a death machine, of all things. Suddenly, the
accomplishments of King, Bishop, and Castle seem more incredible than ever.
(Granted Castle is a fictional character on ABC, and King is inanimate only as
a chess piece).
Anyways, short of going to graduate school or prison, I
suppose I should compile a few ways to increase my internet ranking. There are
so many of these tips out there, but these four really caught my attention. Hopefully,
this will help any faithful readers I may have, though you won’t see me
forwarding it to any other Bradleys!
- Make sure you images have appropriate titles. Honestly, I never even thought about that. Until now, all my photos were titled 338fijosd38.jpg or whatever the computer decided to call them.
- Use the right keywords. And make sure those keywords are in your post too.
- Post often, but also post quality material.
- Provide links to other popular sites. For example, make sure to check this page out for lots other tips too.
Also, feel free to Google+ me or follow me on Facebook.
Thanks,
Bradley
What rivals does YOUR name face on the Internet? Answer in the comment section below.
What rivals does YOUR name face on the Internet? Answer in the comment section below.
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